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Deathspam
I'm a 17 year old kid from Wisconsin who spent too much time on Newgrounds a few years ago, but not so much anymore. I've got some slightly impressive photoshop skillz that I have done absolutely nothing to showcase, and am semi-literate with Flash

Age 29, Male

Grocery store slave

Wisconsin

Joined on 11/1/07

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Deathspam's News

Posted by Deathspam - February 14th, 2012


Been a while, and haven't really done any forum posting... Since the redesign all I've done is post cynical reviews of things


Posted by Deathspam - June 21st, 2011


Sup.


Posted by Deathspam - April 19th, 2009


Today I submitted my very first flash, Dress-up Hitler. Have fun putting him in silly outfits. Vote 5 and I'll give you a blowjob.


Posted by Deathspam - March 29th, 2009


Rhetorical question. Yes, I am.


Posted by Deathspam - February 15th, 2009


I realized that I've been spending way less time on Newgrounds and a lot more time hanging out with my friends, girls, etc, and even when I'm on the computer I am communicating with my friends on facebook instead of going on Newgrounds. When I do go on, I usually only lurk and don't post often at all. Life without newgrounds seems kind of empty, and I secretly wish I didn't have any friends and could spend all day care free here on newgrounds without anything better to do.


Posted by Deathspam - January 11th, 2009


My life right now in 3 sentences.

I'm fucking sick of winter

I really wish I had a girlfriend

I don't get enough sleep.

</life>


Posted by Deathspam - December 23rd, 2008


I won a forum game by finding some cup hidden in a photo and the prize was 5 dollars. The card came today, with a nice message. I didn't expect the moneys to be Canadian. Theglusestickman rocks.

Card from Thegluestickman


Posted by Deathspam - December 14th, 2008


I've been changing my signature about once a week now. for a couple weeks I had a template of static that faded into black, and would periodically change the color.

I've started making some new ones from scratch, can you give me an opinion of my new signature?

Signatures


Posted by Deathspam - December 5th, 2008


Fuck.


Posted by Deathspam - November 30th, 2008


I'm secretly really happy about it, but don't want to make a big deal out of it.