It makes me sad. Being half Jewish when I don't give a shit about the religion sucks balls.

I'm totally into slutty girls. I'd pick cleavage over common interests any day.

Shit, now I can't brag about it Newgrounds.

It's not my birthday anymore. Fuck you all for not making me a thread.

Make me a thread by tomorrow and I'll suck your cock.

Yesterday, two hot girls asked me for my number. They didn't call me, but I was still happy.

EDIT: IN YOUR FACE NEWGROUNDS, THEY BOTH TEXTED ME!

But my last post was outdated

Shit.

There's a shitload of new teachers, so I don't know what I'm in for either. I had literally, the 4 worst teachers in the school for every class last year, so it cant get much worse.

Some people are excited to see all of their friends and can't wait to go back, but that's a fucked up idea. I can talk to all of my friends, and spend a lot more time with them in the summer, and going also means I have to see all the faggots I don't like again too.

Fuck school.

So, at my previous camp, I participated in a rather lengthy truth or dare. I made a rather lame thread about my big moment, but there was some other fun stuff too.

1. Me & hot asian girl kissed (yay)
2. I had to ask out a fat girl. Thank god, she said no.
3. Girl was dared to lick my abs (I'll be arrogant and mention I have a 6 pack)
4. Got a peck on the cheek from a hot girl who goes to my school.

Now, the other less cocky reason for the post is I'm going to ANOTHER camp tomorrow (I'm posting this at 12:09 pm, I've got another day of NG). I'll be gone for a week, so feel free to spam this post. It's a cool camp and lots of my friends are going. I've spent the last couple days mentally preparing myself for faplessness, and doing other shit to prepare in terms of clothes and shit. Well, that just about does it for me. Have a good week NG.

So, for three weeks I'm at camp all day. (That's right, I'm going to day camp.) I've been going here for years, and this year it got pretty strict with some of the policies. They expect us to keep our cell phones off and in backpacks, and not to bring any money. On the very first day, I accurately told my group's councilors they were nazis. One of the 2 being Jewish, they were very offended. "You shouldn't joke about that!" they said. Under my breath I said, "Who says I'm joking?"

Shit. They heard. I was waiting for the nazis to send me to death camp, or give me some terrible punishment. Instead they threatened to call my parents. I couldn't help but laugh. So other than that, camp is pretty good. The hot-to-ugly ratio of girls at camp is much greater than that of my school, and of course they're wearing bikinis all the time. It'll be a good three weeks.